This is a private club who's members have the distinction of having had an operation on their colon.
There are no dues, no support groups, no junk email, and no data base shared with anyone.
Your privacy is assured.
There ARE some good links you may find useful and an opportunity to get your official
Semicolon Club of America Certificate, suitable for framing.

Who is Frank Junghans and why is he sending out free certificates?

Frank Junghans has been through the rigors of his own colon surgery.
He makes gentle fun of himself while recognizing the seriousness of what is happening.
He has a strong faith in the power of prayer and loves to get a smile from others.

It is his pleasure to send you a personally filled out and signed 'Semicolon Club Certificate of Membership'.

What is the 'Certificate of Membership'?

The 'Semicolon Club Certificate of Membership' is a gift from Frank Junghans.
It is simply a good natured way to acknowledge some of the pain and fear that colon surgery patients have lived through.
It is a great gift for anyone who has endured this procedure.

The certificate itself is printed on acid free paper and is a handsome piece that is very suitable for framing.
It looks very official on the wall and might take a second look to realize that it is a humorous document.

Click here for a preview.

Certificate of Membership
Issued By The Semi-Colon Club of America
-An Informal Non-Profit Support Group - no dues and no meetings -
Endorsed by the American Cancer Society and Colon and Rectal Surgery Associates, Ltd.
Proudly Welcomes __________________________
Charter Member: ______ Issued on: _______________

To its humble ranks of an ever expanding membership made up of all the good people who have survived the
rigors of a colonoscopy exam and colo-rectal surgery. In accepting this certificate, the bearer is entitled to:

1. Prayers from other club members.
2. Use of the exclusive Semi-Colon Club of America trademark (; ) where ever and when ever desired without permission.
3. Recognize that it is necessary to follow the recommendations of their doctor which probably will include walking and a healthy diet that will lead to a satisfying life.
4. If desired, to make financial donations for cancer research, please call the American Cancer Society, 1-800-ACS-2345 or Colon and Rectal Surgery Associates, Ltd., 651-312-1620.

Frank G. Junghans, President and Chief Colon Officer, Phone 651-776-2285
Please visit our web site: www.semicolonclub.com